Did you guys realize that last night’s pizza was made with Sasquatch jerky? I’m talking 100% Sasquatch meat, which only costs $499.99 for 8 ounces?! I’m surprised that hardly anyone mentioned it. I got more comments about how delicious my pizza looked than how weird it was that I was eating Sasquatch jerky! Oh well. Happy April [...]
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