• Search Me {Run Eat Repeat Style}

    April 16, 2013

    Hello this is Monica from Run Eat Repeat and I met Tina four years ago when we were working out and got kicked out of a high scale gym for wearing jeans. Hey, at least they’re not jorts!

    working out in jeans

    Anyway, it was then that we decided to get a makeover together and start a band.

    rocking at fitbloggin

    Surprisingly enough our band fell apart and we decided to get into a different kind of entertainment (if you can call this entertaining) – blogging!

    Except at first Tina didn’t realize you’re supposed to write blogs on a computer and tried to write on anything she got her hands on…

    boob signing is best

    Blogging has taught me a lot of things over the years, but the #1 thing I’ve realized is that…

    People Google some messed up ish.

    So, when I check my stats and see someone found RER through searching “my spicy chorizo girlfriend” I : A.) Take it as a compliment – It’s nice that Mr. Google thinks I’d be a good spicy chorizo GF and B.) Want you all to feel better about your messed up searches so I share them with my readers. Carrots N Cake is an institution in the blogging community, so you may have found Tina through another blog or her book. But hundreds of people each day Google messed up ish and find themselves at CNC. Here are 10 Googled phrases that brought unsuspecting visitors to Carrots N’ Cake and my thoughts/advice to these searchers:

    1. “pepto bismol before running” – Better to have it before then realize you need it during! Trust me.

    2. “Should i peel the whole banana before i eat it?” – No. Just buy organic and you can safely enjoy the banana skin too. It’s really the pesticides that made it taste bad anyway…

    3. “skirt lift up for fun” – Hey, if you’re lifting up your skirt – it better be for fun and not work.

    4. “slut tight dress” – Combine this with #3 and you have yourself a party. Or, something that’s only legal in one state. Fun fact that ‘one state’ is Nevada and Tina and I got epically photo-bombed there. That girl is obviously not a fan of CNC.

    photo bomb winner

    5. “sir poops a lot” – Listen, leave Mal out of this. I mean Murphy Winking smile

    6. “i bit into a banana and felt a crunch saw dark spot” – Just be honest with yourself and Google ‘I ate a spider am I going to die?’ – because you did.

    7. “will i lose my boobs if i do crossfit” – Like at the box? Nah, but I’m sure they have a lost & found if you do.

    8. “pictures of freezer burn cakes” – Wait, some people save cake for later?! This is the craziest thing I’ve ever read on the internet and I’ve read A LOT.

    9. “hot ass gym quotes” – Yes, if you go to the gym enough you’ll get a hot ass – you can quote me on that.

    10. “vagina pumping advice” – This is not that kind of blog! But, I do know of a good website with discreet shipping if you’re interested. Email me…

    And those are just the ones we can share while keeping this site PG-13!

    Anyway, the next time you are looking to Google something messed up type Run Eat Repeat in the search bar and come on over.

    Question: If you were in a band what instrument would you play or would you sing?

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    Miranda @ Miranda Runs April 16, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    I think it’s good for a laugh today. There’s so much stress and a wholehearted chuckle could do everyone good :)

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    Art @ Fit at Fifty April 16, 2013 at 10:00 pm

    Thanks for the laugh today.

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    Katie April 16, 2013 at 10:58 pm

    Can’t believe how much I just laughed at all of these… So funny.

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    Beth Sheridan April 16, 2013 at 11:33 pm

    Those are hilarious! Needed that good laugh today :)

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    Mary R. April 17, 2013 at 12:01 am

    I think people should lighten up about this post.

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    Caitlyn April 17, 2013 at 6:42 am

    I hope all you bitches that criticized Tina for this post feel like crap after reading her most recent post that she not only didn’t have Internet access to change the timing of post, but the last thing on her mind was her blog when she had friends and family running and at the finish line. Next time think before you open your mouths and sound like a bunch of idiots. Good riddance to those that don’t come back to her blog because of this “tasteless” post, you don’t deserve to be on here…

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    JuliaP April 17, 2013 at 7:26 am

    Absolutely hilarious. Everyone should have a good laugh every day, it keeps you well balanced and keeps the negative side of life away.

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    Annie Atherton April 17, 2013 at 7:57 am

    Tina, I love reading your blog and even though I don’t know you in person, I can imagine you are truely devastated by the events that occured on Monday. The hateful people that posted nasty things on here are just looking for someone to fight with. Please don’t let them add to your grief that you are already feeling. Breathe in that wonderful Ireland air and you and Mal enjoy your vacation. These people will soon realize that making comments like they do just adds to the hate that is tainting an already tragic day. And I am very relieved to hear that your friends and family are safe, my prayers have gone out to them.

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    Molly b April 17, 2013 at 10:09 am

    It seems shallow, narrow minded, and absurd to be criticizing this post. Who gives a shit about a post that was clearly a timed posting? I respect Tina for not at all making this tragedy about herself, and criticizing her post is a cruel way to treat someone for whom I’m sure this hit very close to home. Tina, you rock.

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    Lara April 17, 2013 at 10:11 am

    I think in this age of “instant” communication, it is too easy to get caught up in should have, would have, could have. Things happen that we cannot foresee . Technology makes our expectations unrealistic. Those of you who follow CNC regularly know that Tina would NOT knowingly make light of or ignore such happenings. Take a minute to think before you make such harsh assessments.

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    Joanne April 17, 2013 at 11:47 am

    @Lara: “Those of you who follow CNC regularly know that Tina would NOT knowingly make light of or ignore such happenings.” Couldn’t have said it better.

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    Amelia April 17, 2013 at 11:49 am

    Thanks so much for providing much needed relief from a heavy and horrendous time, Tina. I laughed hard! It was needed. Please continue to enjoy Ireland and I’m sure you don’t need to hear this from me, but please ignore all the negative and unhelpful comments. Love you – love your blog – love Boston!

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    Meghan April 17, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    I love this blog and read it every day. I think some of the hurtful and negative comments are way of out of line. Tina loves Boston and would never do anything to disrespect it. I enjoyed the post, it was nice to laugh and take my mind of the tragedy for a few minutes.

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    Sara Flynn April 17, 2013 at 12:38 pm

    That’s funny! some people do google some strange stuff! Although I am probably on a blog some place for something strange I have googled…

    Sara :)

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    Morgan@Healthy Food Newsletter April 17, 2013 at 2:15 pm

    People google the weirdest things, those just made me laugh! I played the harmonica for a few years, if I were in a band I would probably keep that as my instrument of choice!

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    Libby April 17, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Oh my goodness, some people are insane. This was CLEARLY a scheduled post. Tina could not have stopped it and as she said, it was understandably the absolute last thing on her mind. You obviously weren’t affected enough by the events for it to stop you coming and checking her blog. Please go and donate, or pray, or do something useful with your time because you honestly sound ridiculous.

    Tina I was so worried when I heard the news (I’m in the UK) you were the first person I thought of as I don’t have any family or anything in the US and I was so glad to read you were away. I hope you’re able to have a good time in Ireland in spite of the tragedy :( xxxx

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    Shelly April 17, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    Absolutely hilarious! Thanks for a good giggle!

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    eileen ann April 17, 2013 at 10:39 pm

    wow people give her a break, did any of us think something so evil would happen, i always admire runners and others who want a healthy life style b/c they are helpful to one another. we need to band together not be rude.

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    PAGG Stack April 22, 2013 at 3:35 am

    LoL!!!

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    Krista @ Tiny n Fit April 22, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    People are so cruel. Tina, you are amazing and did the right thing. Focusing on the safety of friends and family is more important than remembering a blog post.

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